special talents: eating while watching hannibal
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
s o m e d a y y o u w i l l d i e , b u t I ’ l l b e c l o s e b e h i n d …
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'
"wake up we gotta go"
when you come into your room and someone’s there
Why is this so amusing?
This is the funniest thing ever omg
THESE ARE SO FUNNY